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Men on Women?

What do you say to a woman who can suck a marble through a hose? Will you marry me? What There are ugly girls and mopeds have in common? They `re fun to ride as long as nobody sees you. What do you call a man an inch willy? Justin. What `s the difference between a penis and a bonus? His wife always affect your bonus. What `s the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? They don `t have balls to scratch. Why Women `t like to have sex with a man SAS? Because they come and go unnoticed. A pinch is a device to make a mountain out of a molehill. A woman is a woman who doesn `t smoke or drink and only swears when he falls. What `s the difference between a virgin and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb. What `s pink and moist and parted in the middle? A grapefruit.

Some good there.

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